Limerick for the Fourth

There once was a time called Tuesday
Which was quite often a blues day—
But we'll remember
'08 November
Because this is the big news day.

I am actually scared that Obama won't win. Or that he will shortly be assassinated. Or that he'll neglect his people's mandate and become the corporation-loving, planet-exploiting, war-bungling, crisis-ignoring, scandal-making politico we all believed he wasn't. Such is my paranoid mind.

Buck the trend, Barack. Please.