Friday, May 21, 2010

Movies I Have Watched Since Wednesday's Wisdom Teeth Extraction

Wednesday
  • Speed
  • Kramer vs. Kramer
  • Full Metal Jacket
  • A Serious Man (first half)
Thursday
  • 40 Days and 40 Nights
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Deconstructing Harry
  • A Serious Man (second half)
Friday
  • Every Little Step
  • Hamlet 2
Recovery from sedation and looking like a chipmunk sure provide an great chance to veg out in front of the TV.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Dear Emma Watson,

Please stop being so bloody gorgeous, intelligent, and lucky. You're making the rest of us want to crawl under our beds and decompose into dust.

Case in point: this Vanity Fair article. Selected quote (my emphasis): "Then she started meeting people: a roommate who had no interest in Harry Potter (phew!), some really friendly rower guys, and eventually one Rafael Cebrián, who's a rock musician and actor in his native Spain and has reportedly become her boyfriend."

Sincerely,
Envious in Ohio

Monday, May 3, 2010

In Which I Am a Snarky, Detail-Oriented English Major

In one day, my institution of "higher learning" that prides itself on its "literary tradition" released two articles that made me want to transfer simply on principle to speak out against its evident hypocrisy.

Example 1 (in a piece featured on the website's front page): "I'd like to be a liaison, making science more accessible to the public through good writing and good graphics." She's had a taste of educating as lead tutor for the Chemistry Department's solar energy course, working at Kenyon's Match and Science Skills Center, and loves the work.
We have a Math and Science Skills Center (though a Match one might be helpful for the dating scene); obviously "good writing" does not necessarily entail proofreading. 

Example 2 (concluding sentence of a piece from the Office of Public Affairs newsletter): The ripeness, as Hamlet says, is all.
That quote is from King Lear. ("The readiness is all" is from Hamlet.) 

Of course people make silly mistakes, especially under the pressure of deadlines—but in something so public? Something used to lure in students and money? Something that is, for better or worse, part of "the face" of the college? Envision me shaking my head in disbelief.

Bonus Example: The Microsoft Word thesaurus returned "detective novel" as a synonym for "thrilled." Last time I checked, nouns and adjectives are not interchangeable like that. ("So how did you feel when he got on one knee and presented the ring, Annabelle?" "I was detective novel!")