Will People Ever Learn?

It's never just sex, and it's never only money.

You'd think the mistake would have been made enough times by now.

It's Past Time for the Nation's Pastime

One person can get $180 million over eight years just for throwing and catching baseballs while an astonishing number of American families are having to choose between meals and heat?

Dear US,
Please re-evaluate your priorities, stat.
Formerly fondly,
A Pissed-off Citizen

Late-Night Commercials

"It's more than a lube... it's love in a tube."

Shakespeare must be suppressing his gag reflex up in poets' heaven right now.

Geographical Identity Crisis

Out of the 3531 tracks currently in my iTunes library, nine of them have "California" in the title, but only two have "New York."

I'm not sure what to make of that.

The Integral Derivative Post

I am good at baking cookies, being organized, smiling at children, writing thank-you notes.
I am not good, even the second time around, at calculus.

So if I am so obviously destined to be a domestic house-wife with flour on her cheeks and toddlers at her side, why the fuck did I allow my self to be submitted to such torture?

Stress Out!

Did no one ever stop to think that the sign reading "Study Lounge" is painfully oxymoronic?

Life Lessons from Calculus Class

"Watch out for those negatives—they're like crocodiles in a bayou."