Things I Don't Understand About "Party in the USA"

1. Have you ever seen Miley Cyrus wear a cardigan?
   
2. If Miley is, as she claims, in a taxi cab, can she really be "movin' her hips like yeah"? The last time I checked, doing so requires a standing position.
3. I'm pretty sure you've been working in LA for long enough to know that it is indeed not Nashville, Ms. Cyrus.
   
4. Since when is a Hollywood club representative of the entirety of America?
   
5. If "USA" is really defined by Jay-Z and Britney instead of Springsteen and Aretha... I think I'll move to Europe.