Fact: The bigger the book in front of you but the smaller the text, the more scholarly you feel.
I've got a 1910-page Shakespeare concordance. You can just hand me my doctorate now.
And in this concordance, printed in 1937, I espied a typographical error: "...ay, there's the rnb..."
An upside-down "u"! (Though I suppose technically it's really just an "n.")
...shut up. I think it's funny.
